nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm sobbing to NWA
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
