if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think i have two assholes
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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