just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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