Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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