weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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