so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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