The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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