i permit you to call me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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