i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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