i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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