BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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