Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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