i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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