So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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