Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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