Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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