O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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