why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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