was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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