thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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