no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just found a bag of teeth...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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