i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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