Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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