That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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