Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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