Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
do herpes really smell.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
