did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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