Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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