**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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