Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
The ass gains better be worth it
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
