hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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