ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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