I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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