We're facebook friends in real life
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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