Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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