I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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