She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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