Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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