Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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