he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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