Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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