He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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