woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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