My nipple is on Facebook.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I intend to get homeless drunk
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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