All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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