I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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