Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This is my gift to your gina
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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