We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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