i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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