Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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