guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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