How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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