if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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