This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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